epic-humor:

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couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

humourprincess:

niknak79:

Tom Riddle reincarnated.

prospited:

WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

PLAIN

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

whybray:

HA HA YOU’RE BLURRY

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells